I like to think, for no other reason than it amuses me, that we (and by that I mean the UK) gets so few points because the rest of Europe can't stand Terry Wogan.
This might have something to do with my personal view on the man in question.
He... He, at best, irritates me. At worst I feel like banging my head against a wall until the pain is thoroughly numbed.
That said I love Eurovision!
It's tacky. In the best possible way.
In my perfect, Utopian, future the whole world would be in involved. There would be no conflict... only Eurovision.
Eurovision... It was a silly waste of a Saturday evening and that's probably why it was so much fun.